Monday, January 28, 2008

Steve Smith is unhappy, needs friends.

Listen ya'll Steve Smith needs some friends up in this motherfucker cause he can't carry this shit on his own shoulders.



Unfortunately this article is written by Stan Olsen which makes it damn near unreadable but I'm making that sacrifice for you.
But it was more than that. No other receiver consistently eased the pressure on Smith, prompting one NFC scout to say, "Everybody's game plan was to make sure they shut him down first."
One NFC scout said this? You really had to get an unsourced quote on this? You made that up, didn't you? Believe me, an unnamed mystery scout is no less full of shit than you are Stan so just go ahead and say "everybody and their fucking mother knows that as long as Deshaun Foster gets playing time, Smith is the only offensive player worth a damn."
It was mostly downhill from there until Moore stabilized the position.
Ahhhhhhhh hell yeah son
Now the Panthers have three choices: Stand pat and hope that Carter and Jarrett continue to develop; add another receiver through the draft; or buy a No. 2 receiver in free agency.
Option 1: Carter and Jarrett? Good god I'm glad at least he didn't mention Keary Colbert. And why the fuck is he not mentioning The Lovetrain (Ryne Robinson)? This reminds me of when everyone was panicking about resigning Donald Hayes while Steve Smith was buy taking every punt back from a touchdown but couldn't get a snap at wide receiver. Of course Stan Olsen probably just forgot the Love Train is on the team.

Option 2: Oh god don't draft another wide receiver please. I'm not sure I could handle another Ohio State or USC shit fest.

Option 3: ERNEST WILFORD
WR Ernest Wilford was the only Jag to pull his name tag off his locker, and because he wasn't offered a long-term contact before the end of his current deal, he said he doubts he'll be back.



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ryne robinson looove train.. looove train...

and it's ernest wilford, jackass