Before we get to the content of this video, here is a funny picture of the subject in question.
That's right. It's Jon Beason. One of three shining stars on the Panthers' defense this year.
The film clip? Jon Beason is training with Dan Morgan.
Yeah, read that again and try not to shit yourself in horror.
I know what a lot of you people out there are thinking. Yes, Dan Morgan has incredible seasons. Dan Morgan 2003 was unbelievable. He would have won Super Bowl MVP if John Kasay and Deon Grant hadn't shit the bed. I know he was awesome in 2005. I know in 2004 he was a large reason the Panthers nearly pulled off the most improbably playoffs charge in NFL history.
That said, the motherfucker is snake bit and I don't want him any-fucking-where near The Beast, alright? What the fuck else can Morgan teach except how to lead with your head straight into the ground? At MLB last year, Jon Beason averaged basically 10 tackles a game. In Morgan's best year, 2004, he averaged 8.4. Unless they want to teach Beason how to get stiff armed by Bret Favre and have your leg broken by torn up turf, I'm failing to see the reasoning here.
I love Dan. He had great games for the Panthers. However, the only way I want him near Beason is if he's playing weak side linebacker and taking his orders from my 7th Floor Crew hero. If Dan wants to tell Jon about the benefits of a Lazerus Chamber or whatever else the fuck it is he shares with Micheal Jackson then fine, be my guest, but have him do it by carrier pigeon or fire signal or something.
The film clip? Jon Beason is training with Dan Morgan.
Yeah, read that again and try not to shit yourself in horror.
I know what a lot of you people out there are thinking. Yes, Dan Morgan has incredible seasons. Dan Morgan 2003 was unbelievable. He would have won Super Bowl MVP if John Kasay and Deon Grant hadn't shit the bed. I know he was awesome in 2005. I know in 2004 he was a large reason the Panthers nearly pulled off the most improbably playoffs charge in NFL history.
That said, the motherfucker is snake bit and I don't want him any-fucking-where near The Beast, alright? What the fuck else can Morgan teach except how to lead with your head straight into the ground? At MLB last year, Jon Beason averaged basically 10 tackles a game. In Morgan's best year, 2004, he averaged 8.4. Unless they want to teach Beason how to get stiff armed by Bret Favre and have your leg broken by torn up turf, I'm failing to see the reasoning here.
I love Dan. He had great games for the Panthers. However, the only way I want him near Beason is if he's playing weak side linebacker and taking his orders from my 7th Floor Crew hero. If Dan wants to tell Jon about the benefits of a Lazerus Chamber or whatever else the fuck it is he shares with Micheal Jackson then fine, be my guest, but have him do it by carrier pigeon or fire signal or something.
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