Stan Olsen: A brief moment of lunacy

This guy, who very obviously has never played a sport in his life, has written a good article about wide receivers the Panthers should go after in the offseason. And by good article, I mean he got one right then shit the bed.

- Ernest Wilford, Jacksonville -- he's got good size (6-4, 223 pounds) and is strong and physical.

Yes, fantastic. I want this guy. He's everything Olsen said he is, he'll be cheap, he's young, and you're taking him away from the Jaguars and fuck the Jaguars. Plus, you're keeping him out of the hands of teams like the Saints and Bucs who will be in the market for wide receivers this year.

- D.J. Hackett, Seattle -- Finished the season strong, although the 6-2 foot, 208-pound Hackett has had some injury problems.

Oh god dammit this D.J. Hackett shit is spreading like the plague.

- Bernard Berrian, Chicago -- Fast and not that big at 6-1 but still good as a possession guy--71 catches in 2007.

He's basically Drew Carter with more opportunities. Then again, if he could haul in Rex Grossman's shit bombs he would be great for Spray and Pray Delhomme.

- Andre Davis, Houston -- Fast, and with the added benefit of being a top kick returner. He played well when andre johnson was injured.

Nothing excites me like the thought of Andrew Davis (who the fuck is Andre Davis)

- Bryant Johnson, Ariz. -- Still a lot of potential, but not a lot of room for him with the Cardinals. He's a prototypical big receiver at 6-3 and 216.

A lot of people are going to be going after Bryant Johnson.

I got bored writing this post so if you got through to here I'm surprised.