The last roster updated was basically taking Vick out of the game and it figures because they clearly don't give a shit about their customers. However, now they've given us something new to bitch about! Let's start with Jon Beason.
Jon Beason: The Reason we still watch
Here is a picture of Jon wearing his trademarked number 2 and covering a defensive tackle for the Saints for some reason. Here is his blurb on EA's update list.
86. Uh, what the fuck.
• LB Jon Beason – Panthers – 82 to 86 – Starting at MLB for the Panthers after Dan Morgan shut it down the for the season. Would be defensive rookie of the year in the NFC if not for Mr. Patrick Willis.
• LB Patrick Willis – 49ers – 89 to 94 – Leading the NFL in tackling in his rookie year. He is 50 tackles ahead of the next guy on his team.So after a full season Jon Beason isn't as good as Patrick Willis was before playing a down? Let's look at the stats to see just how fucked up this ranking is.
At middle linebacker this year, Beason is averaging 10 tackles a game. Patrick Willis? 11. That's right. Apparently 1 more tackle a game is worth 8 Madden ranking points.
They probably looked at his sacks stats without realizing that the Panthers hardly ever blitz, and if they do it's Thomas Davis. Also, does Willis have anyone competent on that defense with him? After Lawson went down, wasn't it just him, Clements, and nine guys named Steve?
I guess "Not being a Liability in Coverage" isn't a stat you can measure on Madden. NBALIC isn't a handy little acronym they can fit in. Unfortunately there's not stat for "Making a rap song about fucking dem bitches on the 7th floor of your dorm" because I'm pretty sure there are no girls at Ole Miss and if there were jesus christ it's Mississippi! They don't make a condom thick enough for that adventure.
David Carr: The bottom has just dropped out
Just in case David Carr's brother is reading this and is preparing to call me gay again, I used David Carr in online play. That's right. Before the season started and we all learned how horrible he is, I used him because he had the same stats as Jake Delhomme and was kinda mobile.
Of course after the shit hit the fan I cut his ass the second I could find a piece of meat on his body thick enough to kick.
David Carr is now a 76. I think that's still too high, but let's look at his competition.
That's all I'm going to do right now because I'm drunk and tired.
Of course after the shit hit the fan I cut his ass the second I could find a piece of meat on his body thick enough to kick.
David Carr is now a 76. I think that's still too high, but let's look at his competition.
I can't honestly say I wouldn't take all of the over White Gloves McShitSucker
• QB Kellen Clemens – Jets – 78 to 79 – The Jets fans got their wish when the bigger armed QB got the nod. Although he has a 2 /1 INT/TD ratio
• QB Josh McCown – Raiders – 78 to 79 – Played pretty well before running into Green Bay last week.
• QB Tarvaris Jackson – Vikings – 77 to 78 – Has played very well the last 4 weeks, all wins. 77%, 83%, 75% and 64% are his completion percentages those weeks.
• QB Damon Huard – Chiefs – 80 to 78 – Was unable to continue the momentum he had at the start of the season. Looked terrible when he had to start for an injured Croyle.
That's all I'm going to do right now because I'm drunk and tired.
1 comment:
Thats bullshit, Beason is almost and good as Willis and therefore it should be represented in the game. The niners D is a joke and has no playmakers outside of Willis. While the Panthers have players like Peppers, Harris, Jenkins, Lucas, Gamble, and Harris whom Beason needs to compete with.
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