David Carr's brother called me gay.

Earlier in December, in a drunken rage, I made some bad video about David Carr. It's basically pictures of him, me trying to be funny and the song "Fuck the Universe" by Ryan Adams. I put it up on the internet and it opened to milquetoast reviews. I should probably just delete it.



anyway, today I get this message.

Wow, so sad that you would think of my brother like that. Very sad. Maybe one day we will meet, or maybe one day someone will make a video about you. You have to much time on your hands enternet tough guy. And I am a psyc major, from seeing your video you are a secret homosexual. Its not your fault you where probably just born with it. When other go to the links to accuse people of such things it usaully mean 90% of the time, the person who is making fun is the real "GAY". So I will pray for you and your secret thoughts and pray you get help, because its not your fault thats just how you go and I am just stating facts from my knowledge of Psyc and the books that where written by Psyc Prof. Its in your sub contious, thats what Froyd thought.

And its just a football game, not life and death. And if you where counting on Carr and "Loving" him so much and "Wanting" him to be some QB you wanted, then it sounds like a little bit of a crush, like I said you where born with it and I pray for you and am sad for you.

As you can probably imagine I'm pretty stoked to be contacted by the one and only David Carr's brother! Also check out all his clutch misspellings. Froyd? Really? Anxious to see if it was the real deal and not just a David Carr's brother impersonator, I checked his youtube channel. I found this.



Yep. A David Carr tribute video from his 2005 year in Houston where he was roughly the 25th best QB in the league. In his best year he threw for 14 TDs? 155 yards a game?

You may have missed the prayers at the end of the video since you probably gouged your eyes out in pain.

Don't give up bro. God has something special planned for you. You will be in the right place at the right time. NO DOUBT IN MY MIND

What if God's special something was your brother being a horrible fucking quarterback who shits pathetic all over the field? What if David was sent by God to show people how not to throw a football? What if David was sent by Satan? What then? WHAT THEN?

As a matter of fact, David was sent by God. He had a reason. He had a mission. That mission? To make the Panthers turn to Vinny Testaverde early enough to make his back go out and force them to give the reigns to future Hall of Famer Matt Moore!



One last thing from this guy's youtube page.



There's another one. Oh Christ.

On the plus side he should be entering the NFL draft around the same time Atlanta wants to waste more picks on quarterbacks so-