Hurney: You almost had my respect you faggot

I was about to write an article about this man.

It was going to start out as an APB for Marty Hurney, since all the moves the Pathers have made so far have been incredible. Damion Lewis, the cuts of Morgan and Wahle, the extension of Harris: all of these moves were incredible and had to be done.

The article was going to talk about Hurney's last known location (sucking Richardson's cock), describe him (old and lame), and probably make a reference to his old job as Redskins beat reporter.

But just as I came here to write that, I saw that he locked up Travelle Wharton.

The numbers aren't in yet, but they will be shortly. I'm going to pray they signed him for LG money, and not LT money. Please let him be moving to replace Wahle. Please don't tell me this shit sucker is going to be playing tackle again.

I just had a lot of wine because it's Valentine's Day and I took my girlfriend on a picnic so I'm going to pass out and pray when I wake up this will all be gone.