Darin Gantt: Kris Jenkins' fat ass is gone

With the trading period beginning in earnest on Friday, it seems like Darin Gantt has heard a little bird talking about a player that's going to be out the door.

OK, now that they've taken care of their tackles, cut the deadwood and brought back Muhsin Muhammad, the next question is simply what's next.

You're probably going to have to wait until Friday to find out, because that's when the trading period begins, but from the sounds of things there is a market for Kris Jenkins.

Trading DTs is suddenly the rage, with Detroit offering up Shaun Rogers and the Jets trying to move Dewayne Robertson. You could make an argument that Jenkins is the best of the three, though Robertson's got more good years left.

Well, shit. There goes another member of the 2003 team. Basically after Rucker finally gives up the entire defense will have turned over with the exception of Julius Peppers, and that version barely shows up anymore. Kind of a sobering reality about life in the NFL.

Anyway, who are the candidates? Who has made the trade? What are we going to get? Luckily, I have a machine that is going to tell us the future.

She doesn't look like much, but she's got it where it counts. I've made a lot of special modifications.

Alright, let's type in the data.

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Oh my god.



That's right.

The Panthers are trading the rights for Kris Jenkins to the Washington Redskins in exchange for the rights to Tom Cruise.