Hurney: Patriots didn't need to cheat to beat us

Following the Patriots thorough raping by Osi Umenyiora (who likes to shit on girls) and his band of Merry Negros, everyone is calling the Pats out on their cheating ways.

The latest is fucking Kurt Warner, who I'm shocked is alive every single time he comes up. He's probably just looking for something to distract himself from his monster of a wife, but whatever fucks with the Pats I'm happy about.

But for peace of mind, the two-time MVP wants the league to investigate reports that the Patriots might have benefited from a videotape of the Rams' final practice before that Super Bowl six years ago.

Not to be outdone... well, no, I wish Hurney would have just gone frog shit hopping insane and started throwing random accusations at the Patriots but instead he took the boring "classy" route and said:

"We certainly have never gotten any indications of that," Panthers’ general manager Marty Hurney said Saturday. "That’s all you can go by. Nobody has ever brought anything like that to our attention. You’re very careful not to jump to any conclusions on anything."

"Nobody has ever brought anything like that to our attention."

So this doesn't mean it didn't happen. It just doesn't mean that someone has distracted Hurney from his juice cup long enough to inform him of it. The Patriots somehow used their mind lasers to force Kasay's kick out of bounds. I'm convinced.