Hurney: We're not NOT going to look at Alge and Moose

He's a complicated man, and no one understands him but John Fox...

MARTY HURNEY!

Daaaaaaaaaaamn straight.

Oh yeah, he's also spoken from the combine at Indianapolis. I'm glad he took time from looking at shitty skill position players from inferior conferences to share this tidbit with us.

CHARLOTTE -- Carolina Panthers general manager Marty Hurney said he plans to inquire about two well-known veteran players who were officially released by other teams on Tuesday -- tight end Alge Crumpler and receiver Muhsin Muhammad.

"That is definitely something we will look into," Hurney said last night from the Scouting Combine in Indianapolis. "But I think we will do that with everybody that comes across that we think can help us."

While that doesn't mean the Panthers will sign either player, it's at least a signal they are intrigued.

First, let's look at Algernon.

Crumpler, who was released by Atlanta, is a Greenville, N.C., native who played for the Tar Heels in college. There could be added pressure to go after Crumpler now that defending NFC South champion Tampa Bay has said they plan to go after him.

All the reasons this makes sense:

• From Wilmington
• Julius Peppers' realest nigga, yo
• Wanted to play for Carolina originally before Shit Smear Land drafted him
• Could help teach Donte Rosario

All of those are reasons, of course, we won't sign him. We'll probably give Ayanbadejo a max contract instead or something ridiculous like that. Honestly, how does Hurney go to sleep when there's something so glaringly obvious sitting on the table. He probably hast to look at this a lot to relax himself.

Now, on to Moose. Oh Moose, the good old days...

LOL, look at Eugene Wilson eating shit there. Boy, that's prophetic.

Muhammad, cut by Chicago, spent seven seasons with Carolina and still owns a home in Charlotte and has ties to the area and still runs some charitable organizations here.

Listen, is Moose fast anymore? No. Is he particularly good? Not really. Did he only have three really good seasons in Carolina? Kinda.

Do I still want the guy I cheered for as a kid back on the team? Abso-fuckin-lutely.

He can block, he can occasionally catch something, he's not Keary Colbert, and Jake Delhomme loves him. Hell, Steve Smith loves him. Fuck, all of Charlotte loves him! He also had the best United Way commercial ever and of course it's not on youtube but it was just him painting a wall with a bunch of kids and the announcer says, "This is Muhsin Muhammad, the greatest receiver ever" then Moose turns around like "yeah you know" and winks.

It was fucking awesome.