Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Hartwig cut; Tickeyts lying on the shelf in Atlanta

The Panthers decided to cut dead, useless, injured weight with a stupid hair cut.
Panthers released C Justin Hartwig.
Ryan Kalil will start at center. The Panthers had planned on having Hartwig slide over to the guard, but he was never keen on the idea so they tried to trade him. When they couldn't find a taker, they cut the injury-prone lineman. The move clears up $2.1 million in salary cap space. Keydrick Vincent should win the guard job, but Geoff Hangartner will also get a shot.
Hartwig couldn't stay healthy, probably because he's a giant vagina. He's so bad he makes Kemo'eatu not be the worst free agent signing of 2006 which is almost unimaginable. He was a little bitch about moving to guard so Fox was like "lata bitch."

I guess this means Kalil plays center now, which is kind of scary because it didn't look last season like he'd ever been on a football field before. I have the feeling Kalil would be more comfortable selling discount tires or something. Also, Hangartner better win the guard position. All that fucker does is be awesome and gets absolutely no respect.

Also, take your time buying Panthers tickets for the game in Atlanta.
Falcons re-signed Joey Harrington to an undisclosed contract, according to NFL Network's Adam Schefter.
Getting cut in a salary cap move, then re-signing less than a week later is a sign your NFL juice is gone. Harrington made the right move to return, because he still has a legitimate chance at starting over Chris Redman or a rookie to be named later. He can be a capable backup, but tends to fade when he starts for long stretches. Mar. 11 - 5:47 pm et
Nothing reenergizes a fan base like resigning the shitty QB you just cut that not even Al Davis would sign. The Falcons have pretty much stopped caring at this point and who can really blame them? You can't give Falcons tickets away these days. Homeless people are burning them in drums when they get cold, and people get cold here when it's like seventy degrees so that's a lot of tickets.

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