Charles Chandler is stupid; eats wall paste

Okay so I was really focusing on my schoolwork (watching porn) when I saw this.

Panthers | Team will likely draft a RB
Sun, 9 Mar 2008 18:47:33 -0700 Charles Chandler, of the Charlotte Observer, reports the Carolina Panthers will likely draft a running back during the 2008 NFL Draft.

Surely this had to be a mistake so I ran over to the Charlotte Observer's website and, after suffering through about thirty ads for dick enlargement pills saw, to my horror....nothing. I couldn't find this anywhere. Actually, it's more like I can't find it. Because I didn't do any research before I started writing this. I just sorta stopped eating Cheerios for a minute and began to type. Um, hm, well, don't want to delete what I've written already.

Let me just say this; to everyone that thinks the Panthers are going to draft a running back in the first round, you should go jump off a bridge or something. That's the last thing Hurney needs in his ear. This is the greatest running back draft the NFL has ever seen. They're probably going to accidentally draft a Hall of Famer in round sixth just like everyone else. It will turn out the faceless tight end we draft in the fifth was actually a running back in high school and will go nuts one day.

The Panthers need offensive line help. Chandler is right, if not a little uninspired and uncreative. The Panthers are going to draft a running back. However, if they draft one in the first, with all the more glaring now that Foster is finally off the team, they will be just as dumb as I pretend they are on here. They need a left tackle, not a fucking backup running back.

And now, um, this.