Saturday, March 15, 2008

D.J. Hackett does drugs

Apparently DJ Hakett does serious blow or something because the thinks the Panthers are a contender.

"His goal is to play for a playoff contender and he thinks the Panthers will be that with their quarterback (Jake Delhomme) healthy again," agent Kevin Robinson said. "And he really thinks Charlotte is a nice area."

Hackett would be a huge boost for Carolina, giving the team a No. 2 receiver opposite Steve Smith.

I really don't see the point of signing him when the Panthers are clearly in a rebuilding year, but I guess Jerry has to justify jacking up ticket prices again.

"Jerry, Jerry, what's going to make this 7-9 season better then all the other ones?"

"Well, we've got bigger scoreboards this year!"


According to the Seahawks team page, he's married, which makes sense because Charlotte is apparently the married man's paradise, what with the complete lack of good strip clubs and all. I guess it's a good signing since Dwayne Jarrett is a drunken cock sucker and all, but still, who cares. Hackett plays like four games and Carolina of course doesn't expect its players to stay healthy so this is a perfect fit.

If they give him more that 5mil over 2 years with a team option for a third at 4mil then I will be pissed.

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