David Carr gone. Ridiculous rumors ahoy.

Firstly, as we all know, David Carr was finally let go. This is the motto from here on out. We never mention him again and pretend it never happened. Focus on this picture and then move the fuck on.

Now, on to completely unsourced and rampant rumor mongering.

And New England free agent Randy Moss, he of the 98 catches and 23 TDs last season and easily the top wideout available, is not even on Panthers fans' radar. But one NFL insider has a very different take on things.

"New England didn't franchise Randy, so they'll make a long-term offer," he said. "But they don't usually overpay guys. Say they offer him $50 million over five years with $20 million guaranteed (in bonus money). Not a bad deal, right? But somebody out there will top it.

"Carolina has freed up a lot of cap space with all the guys they've cut recently. Suppose they offer Randy a 6-year, $60 million deal with $25 million guaranteed? Now, if the difference is one or two million, Moss probably gives the Patriots a discount and goes back. But $5 million extra guaranteed? These guys have egos. And he knows that Carolina has been working aggressively to get better. Who's to say he doesn't make the move?"

I will address this in one of two ways. The second will be as my usual cheery self. The first will be as a dipshit realgm.com boarder.

OH MY GOD this WOuld be fucking sweet!!!!! I did this trade in madden and let me tell you I had jake delhomme throwing for like 5000 yards and 56 touchdowns! i def think this would open up the game for our running game but we still need to draft a running back because deangelo acnt carry the load. also there are going to be a lot of good quarterbakcs in the draft so i think if we trade up to get two first rounders we can take mcfadden and matt ryan. with moss and smitty to throw to sueprbowl baby!!!!

Alright, now as myself.

No way in fucking hell this happens.

Firstly the Panthers have like three linemen and need an entirely new defensive line. They'd be stupid to put that much money into a position that isn't vital to what they apparently want to do now, which is run. they would affectively be wasting a 2nd round draft pick from last year because what kind of message does that send to Dwayne Jarrett? And where the fuck would you put moose? why sign him then go around and sign a number one?

Plus, Steve Smith couldn't handle that. he's the most competitive guy in the world. he once killed a guy who cut in front of him at chuckee cheese. true story.