DJ Hackett is ready to blow you away

Panthers give fans reason for the ticket increase; bring in DJ Hackett

By some act of god the Panthers signed DJ Hackett for peanuts.

Panthers agreed to terms with WR D.J. Hackett on a two-year, $3.5 million contract, according to Scout.com's Adam Caplan.

While Hackett has dealt with injuries, he's been highly productive when healthy and is only 26. In Carolina, he becomes the top candidate to start opposite Steve Smith with Muhsin Muhammad likely working from the slot. Dwayne Jarrett will compete with Ryne Robinson to be the fourth receiver. Hackett has vertical and red-zone ability and should draw some attention away from Smith. His addition is good news for all Panthers skill players besides Jarrett. Expect solid WR3/4 numbers if Hackett starts. Mar. 17 - 12:16 pm et

Marty Hurney must have pictures of DJ Hackett fucking a goat or something because that's less of a contract than Ashley Lelie got for Christ's sake.

Apparently Hackett really likes Charlotte for some reason and wants to play with Steve Smith. The coolest thing about this is the Panthers could go four wide with Smith, Hackett, Moose, and Ryne with DeAngelo chilling in the backfield.

Jake will have tons of weapons until his knee explodes next year.

D.J. Hackett does drugs

Apparently DJ Hakett does serious blow or something because the thinks the Panthers are a contender.

"His goal is to play for a playoff contender and he thinks the Panthers will be that with their quarterback (Jake Delhomme) healthy again," agent Kevin Robinson said. "And he really thinks Charlotte is a nice area."

Hackett would be a huge boost for Carolina, giving the team a No. 2 receiver opposite Steve Smith.

I really don't see the point of signing him when the Panthers are clearly in a rebuilding year, but I guess Jerry has to justify jacking up ticket prices again.

"Jerry, Jerry, what's going to make this 7-9 season better then all the other ones?"

"Well, we've got bigger scoreboards this year!"

According to the Seahawks team page, he's married, which makes sense because Charlotte is apparently the married man's paradise, what with the complete lack of good strip clubs and all. I guess it's a good signing since Dwayne Jarrett is a drunken cock sucker and all, but still, who cares. Hackett plays like four games and Carolina of course doesn't expect its players to stay healthy so this is a perfect fit.

If they give him more that 5mil over 2 years with a team option for a third at 4mil then I will be pissed.