Sunday, April 27, 2008

Instead of drafting for need, the Panthers are drafting for candy


This Panthers' draft has kinda like been playing Russian Roulette. We're just hoping that the BPA available actually fits a need and if not lets just pull the trigger and hope there's an empty space later.

I'm using this simile because I couldn't find a picture of two thousand dollar rims on a pinto.

What in the blue fuck are they thinking here? Okay, they actually grab a safety at the top of the third. That's nice. Charles Godfrey is built like a brick shit house and is fast enough to play behind Chris Harris. And then here comes Pat Sims, a giant motherfucker from Auburn.

Jesus Christ this mother fucker is as big as a house! And he's so awesome men try to grab his junk during the game.

Anyway we decided to pass on him, a need, a good player, for......Dan Conner? A shit head from Penn State? Why the fuck do we need a linebacker? We've got eleven of them! We addressed that in the off season?! You stupid bastards, just because the third is on the second day now doesn't mean THIS ISN'T THE THIRD ROUND.

This team is going to be 7-9 because we won't be able to stop anyone, and going 7-9 in the NFC South is really like -3 and 19.

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