Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Erection status: throbbing


I think it's pretty well known for the eight or nine people that read this blog that I'm a pretty big fan of Matt Moore. Well, check out this little blurb from the Charlotte Observer.

The play looked like a bust. Chased by defenders, Matt Moore scrambled to his left and threw across his body while on the run.

About 30 yards downfield, receiver Ryne Robinson made a diving catch in the corner of the end zone.

Touchdown.

What you fools don't realize is this is Matt Moore like every day. He's all like, "Hm, what am I going to to today? Oh yeah, throw touchdown passes. Get over here, bitches."

Monday, May 5, 2008

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology.



Apparently Jake Delhomme is not only recovering ahead of schedule, but his arm is stronger than before.

Delhomme’s right arm didn’t seem to bother him at all during the three-day minicamp which concluded Sunday, leaving coach John Fox feeling optimistic that he won’t have any problems this season.

“He’s looked very, very good,” Fox said. “His arm looks stronger than it has ever looked.”

Delhomme said he was “extremely pleased” with how things went this weekend.

“Things are going well,” he said. “We're on a good program right now and things are on the right course.”

If you go here, you can even see him throwing.

What this means, of course, is now he'll be able to over throw Steve Smith instead of chucking up a wounded duck that barely gets to the receiver. Now the safety will have to pick him off instead of the corner playing zone.